Talk to a Stranger

Stranger: Louise! Louise! Louiseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
You: em, hi?
Stranger: yarghh...uh...aaahah-! AaAAAAA!!! LOUISELOUISELOUISEaaaaAAAAaaa!!!
Stranger: Ae...*sniff*sniff*! *sniff*sniff*! sssssaaahsssssaaah.. smells good.... *sniff*
You: u all right?
Stranger: *gasp*! I can haz sniffsniff pink blonde hair de Louise Francoise?! *sniff*sniff*! Aah!
Stranger: No! I want fluffing! fluff! fluff! Hair hair fluff fluff! Scratch scratch fluff fluff... Kyunkyunnkyui!!
You: okay...
Stranger: Louise-tan was so kawaii in vol.12 of the novels!! AaaAA...AAA...AhAaAAA!! FaaAAAnng!
You: xD
Stranger: Congrats on the 2nd season of the anime Louise-tan! AaAAAAA! So cute! Louise-tan! Kawaii!AaaAAA!
Stranger: 2nd volume of the comics were grea...nnNrAGGggghHH!! Nyaaaaaargh!! UGyaaaAAAAA!!!
You: interesting
Stranger: Nnnnnnyyyyuuuurrrrgggghhhh!!! Comics...................... AREN'T reality!!! ?...what about the novels and the anime....
Stranger: LOUISE I S N' T R E A L????? AAAAArgggghhHH!!! Uwaaaaaaannn!!
Stranger: NononononoNONONONONO! EEeeeeaAAAA!!!! HGGGGrrrrruuyynnnnnNN!!! Halkeginiaaaaaa!!
Stranger: You! BASTARDS! I'm quitting! I'm QUITTING REALIT...Y....huh!? She's...looking? Louise-chan on the cover is looking at me?
Stranger: are you female?
You: i guess u need help
You: no
Stranger:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi wtf
Stranger: hello
Stranger: what?
You: what?
You: hello?
You: anybody here?
Stranger: what the fuck?=)
You: ah
Stranger: I
You: you're a stranger
Stranger: Russia?
You: germany
Stranger: ahah good)
Stranger: 1945)))
You: 1945?
Stranger: yes)
You: not a good year for germany
Stranger: ur F/m?
You: both
You: sometimes i am male, sometimes i am female
You: never sure
Stranger: ahah why?
You: don't know. but it' interesting
You: eh i forgot the fuckin "s"
Stranger: eh
You: eh?
You: EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH
Stranger: yeah!
You: cool
Stranger: ahahha)
You: nice one
Stranger: why 1945 good year??
You: So i have to go now. Feed my horse and stuff

Zum Vergrößern anklicken....

Stranger: hey
You: Hello?
You: hi!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger:
You: yap
You: xD
Stranger: asl?
You: asl? -.- not u again...
You: must be u...
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: everyone asks asl
Stranger: it means age sex location
You: ow shit, i am a german nut, not good in english, rofl X_O
You: XD
You: 24
You: male
Stranger: lol
You: good looking bastard
Stranger:
You: good informations?
Stranger: your from germany?
You: yap, Nordhein westfalen
Stranger: wow. i went to germany once
Stranger: it was nice
You: not really, only in summer ^^
You: winter it shit bricks...
Stranger: well i went in summer...
You: banged some beachvolleyball pussys here'?
You: in germany? xD
Stranger: umm nope
Stranger: pulled some of them tho at a party
You: yeah? but 50% of all german woman are ugly seacows... iff you drink enough its only 25 % but u have to drink 4 L absint
You: uiuiui
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i was pissed
Stranger: so i guess i didnt really see what they looked like
Stranger: and i didnt care
You: hopfully there where no woman with tiny little supprises between there legs...
Stranger: yeah lol
You: good boy.
You: i have no luck with women
Stranger: you a virgin?
You: they see me, than scream: peeeeervert...
You: hmm yes, but only because im to thrusfull to them
You: i say: hey you good looking, wonna come to me for a massage?
Stranger: and they say no?
You: she say, uhhh u will massage my pussy or what?
You: i say: YAP!
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: great one matee

Stranger: horny girl?
You: OF COURSE
Stranger: want me to make you cum?
You: yes
Stranger: mmm what turns you on?
You: chinese food
Stranger: :L
Stranger: nice
You:
You: give it to me baby
Stranger: how hard?
You: very
Stranger: mmm you want me very hard? ;D
You: no. i want my egg for breakfast very hard

Stranger: i could be hitler
You: well you could
You: but that wouldnt probably be so good.
You: for our country
Stranger: are you sure?
You: ya
You: bc merkel would *** him up
Stranger: did you vote for obama?
You: nope.
Stranger: i snorted cocaine of a hookers tits last night
Stranger: what did you do?