Insult
've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
Comeback:And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?
Insult:My tongue is sharper then any sword.
Comeback:First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
Insult:My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
Comeback:So you got that job as janitor, after all.
Insult:My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
Comeback:Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
Insult:Only once have I met such a coward!
Comeback:He must have taught you everything you know.
Insult
f your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
Comeback:You make me think somebody already did.
Insult:No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
Comeback:You run THAT fast?
Insult
will milk every drop of blood from your body!
Comeback:How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
Insult:My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
Comeback
hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
Insult
hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Comeback:Why, did you want to borrow one?
Insult:My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
Comeback:Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
Insult
've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
Comeback
'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
Insult:Every word you say to me is stupid.
Comeback
wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
Insult:You are a pain in the backside, sir!
Comeback:Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
Insult:There are no clever moves that can help you now.
Comeback:Yes there are. You just never learned them.
Insult:Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
Comeback
'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
Insult
usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
Comeback:Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
Wenn jemand was weiß, bitte posten! Bin schon ganz heiß auf das nächste Remake. 
