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Ich mit nem Franzosen. Sehr netter Typ ist das gewesen. Im Grunde kann man sofort raus sobald nach ASL gefragt wird. Da kommt eh nichts bei rum.
 
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You: hi :)
Stranger: horny girl?
You: nope
You: horny dog
Stranger: nice :)
Stranger: asl?
You: 3-female-doggish
You: you? *bark*
Stranger: 17 m cat
You: RRRRRRRRR
You: i don't like cats
You: *bark*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: oh.me.too.just.had.a.good.long.nap
Stranger: oops.i.meant.Fap

:D

Stranger: well.its.nothing.romantic...i.just.sat.in.my.room.got.some.hand.cream.some.tissue.and.went.to.town
 
Stranger: HI.
You: Hello... this is the year 1808 speaking
You: is this the witch hunt hotline?
You: i kinda have a problem in my backyard
Stranger: EXPLAIN
Stranger: i will do my best
Stranger: to secure safety
Stranger: as I am paid to do this
You: ok... so there's this witch just sitting there with her cat and playin "ball in a cup"
You: i gently asked her to leave
Stranger: she wont leave
Stranger: thats the worst
Stranger: thing u can do
Stranger: get a pet raccoon
You: but now she put a spell on me :(
Stranger: bathe it in ur piss
Stranger: and then
You: im a frog
Stranger: send the raccoon
Stranger: after it
You: with a mustache :(
Stranger: Do what I said
Stranger: And you will scare her away
You: ok tryin
Stranger: I am sorry, i cannot help with spells
Stranger: I am not paid for that
You: no
You: didnt work
You: now she's rly pissed
You: awww cmon.. not the good green
You: gotta go

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:lol:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: im male..
You: yeah well i'm a killer. hope that doesn't scare you
Stranger: nice.
You: cool, just doin my job
You: lots of people don't like killers but it's nice to have another opinion
Stranger: are you cool
You: you know it's hard work.
You: maybe the hardest in the world
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ahoi
Stranger: 21 male holland, you?
You: 5 female germany
Stranger: 5?
You: yeah
You: daddy's not at home
Stranger: 5 yr old german and that good in english?
You: yeah i come from england and my name is dweezzu
You: i don't know how to write it correctly
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: no what's that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:skep::skep::skep:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 16 male, your sex-slave
You: cool
You: i like slaves
Stranger: you a girl?
You: i don't have a penis
You: oh wait i have one -_-
Stranger: fag
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Mein Fazit vom Chat = :dhoch:
Trotz teils sehr lustigem Quatsch hab ich jetzt nen Franzosen bei MSN mit dem man sich wunderbar über How I Met Your Mother & Bier unterhalten kann, sowie die Mailadresse von einer US-Amerikanerin die aufs College geht.

Außerdem sind neben mir noch zwei weitere Freunde der Sucht verfallen. :D
 
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