Kordelle
The Gears keep turning
The 12 Tenets of Kifflom:
1. The world is 157 years old - FACT!
2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak - FACT!
3. You are happy, you just don’t know it - FACT!
4. We all come from the same tree - FACT!
5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair - FACT!
6. Sperm does not exist - it is a lie spread by biology teachers - along with everything else you have ever been told - FACT!
7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day - FACT!
8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm - FACT!
9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them - FACT!
10. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure - FACT!
11. If you believe this and turn you hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM, you’ll live a happy life. Otherwise you are doomed - FACT!
12. KIFFLOM - HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM!
If you didn't know this, maybe you should read the Epsilon Tract.
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Was sagt mir das?
Epsilon ist eine Sekte, die es bereits in GTA San Andreas gab (siehe Video unten), vor einigen Wochen hat Rockstar Games die Seite dieser zu updaten und einen Twitter-Account einzurichten (die Tweets werde ich nach und nach einfügen), es handelt sich dabei und den Beginn des viralen Marketings für GTA V.
[vid]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_2PVfhmkhU[/vid]
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