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LAEMMLI
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Wieso denn? Bis jetzt funktioniert meine Taktik ziemlich gut.
Ich bin der Typ ganz links!
LAEMMLI
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dweezzu
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My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant.
I refused to believe my roadworker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade"
I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
"I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it."
"I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long"
A baby seal walks into a club
My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant.
I refused to believe my roadworker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade"
I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
"I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it."
"I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long"
A baby seal walks into a club
Na jetzt weiß ich wenigstens wo Fips Arschmuskel immer noch neue Witze her bekommt...
um dann mit Kalkofe anzukommen?
Immerhin...
dweezzu
geiler Tÿp
dann doch lieber n paar pick up lines
AY GURL? ARE YOU SITTING ON THE F5 KEY? CUZ DAT ASS IS REFRESHING
Ayyy gurl, you like fitness? HOW BOUT FITNESS DICK IN YO BUTT
Hey, there are 20 letters in the alphabet right? - "no" - Oh yeah, I forgot U R A Q T. I know that's still only 25 but don't worry, you'll get the D later.
Is your name homework? Because I'm not doing you right now but I should be.
Wanna watch some porn on my 50 inch mirror?
"Is your dad in jail?, because if I was your dad I'd be in jail."
AY GURL? ARE YOU SITTING ON THE F5 KEY? CUZ DAT ASS IS REFRESHING
Ayyy gurl, you like fitness? HOW BOUT FITNESS DICK IN YO BUTT
Hey, there are 20 letters in the alphabet right? - "no" - Oh yeah, I forgot U R A Q T. I know that's still only 25 but don't worry, you'll get the D later.
Is your name homework? Because I'm not doing you right now but I should be.
Wanna watch some porn on my 50 inch mirror?
"Is your dad in jail?, because if I was your dad I'd be in jail."
shishacrasher
:ugly:
BANG BANG. Wait for it...
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