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Is ja grausam das Gejaule, krieg ich direkt Aggros. Sofort Hände abhacken, Zunge abschneiden und zur Sicherheit die Fresse unförmig schlagen.

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Gabs bestimmt schon mal, aber ich hau mich gerade weg: History Humor (Student bloopers)

Delegates from the original thirteen states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin had gone to Boston carrying all his clothes in his pocket and a loaf of bread under each arm. He invented elec- tricity by rubbing cats backwards and declared "a horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.

Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian and half English. He was very large.

Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenberg for selling papal indulgences.

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